Pee Wee Morris: Yeah, that’s just how I like ‘em!
Mickey: You like ‘em as long as they ain’t dead.
Pee Wee Morris: I don’t care if they’re dead as long as they ain’t too cold.
-Porky’s (1982)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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